Well, F*ck! Candle
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Got something to say?
Need to vent?
Wanna spill the tea on a certain situation or someone?!
Our 100% American-grown soy and beeswax, cotton-wicked, crystal blessed, potty-mouthed prayer candle is here to do the talking for you. Available in Lemon Verbena, Lavender, Lilac, or French Vanilla, it'll express your feelings with just the right amount of sass.
Each candle is crowned with crystals chosen based on the 'vibes' I get from your order, so… good luck!
Let's hope you don't end up with a candle loaded with dirt! 😉
Every candle sold benefits animal rescue, so you're spreading the love while throwing shade!
All Mystic Pines candles are made-to-order, so please give us 4 to 6 business days to handcraft, cure, and ship your order.
For best results, let your candle form a wax pool that extends completely to the glass. Otherwise, it might tunnel straight down and have a shorter life. Ceiling fans and floor fans can also affect the burn.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All Mystic Pines Candle Co. candles are sold as curios only. Each soy wax item is hand-poured and Reiki Blessed with love. We do not guarantee any particular outcome. You must add your own pure love and positive intention to make them work for you!
CAUTION: Never leave a candle burning unattended. Some candles contain crystals, herbs, and pine cones that could 'spark' or crack the glass. Always burn your candles and tea lights on a fireproof dish or holder away from other items. Use a wax melt warmer specifically designed for this purpose.
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