Well, Fuck....Candle - Mystic Pines Candle Co.
Well, Fuck....Candle - Mystic Pines Candle Co.

Well, Fuck....Candle

Regular price $25.00
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Something you need to say...convey? Get off your chest?? How do you really feel about a certain situation...or someone?! 

This 100% American grown soy wax, cotton-wicked, Reiki Blessed potty-mouthed prayer candle pretty much says it all...and it's available in the following scents:

Honeysuckle & Thyme (Smells just like you think it would!)

Lemongrass & Ginger (Smells like a more natural alternative to the crap you’ve been spraying all over your house, your car, your office, etc!)

Lavender & Chamomile (Smells like you need this combination in a candle to calm the fuck down)

Olive & Moringa (Smells like that cute little fruit you've been tossing in those daily, multiple Bloody Mary's, along with Moringa....you know, that drumstick plant that looks a lot like a zucchini falling from a tree that you probably also justify putting in said Bloody Mary's because then its "more like a meal" than a drink because of all the fruit?!)

Zucchini Blossom (Who knew Zucchini's blossomed?! Well, they DO...and this smells like flowery zucchini with a pinch of clean soil (would that be considered an oxymoron?)

As always, 30% from the sale of this candle will benefit a charitable cause! Upon checkout please choose from either MasksForDocs, Mask-Match or WNYFeedsTheFrontline.

***Candles burn best (and longest), when you allow a wax ‘pool’ to extend completely to the glass, otherwise your candle will tunnel straight down and the life of your candle will diminish greatly. Ceiling fans and floor fans can also affect the way your candle burns.***

**All Mystic Pines Candle Co., candles are 100% soy wax, Reiki blessed and handcrafted in Buffalo, NY. Please note it may take up 4 to 6 business days to complete and ship your order.**

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All Mystic Pines Candle Co., candles are sold as curios only. Every soy wax item is lovingly hand-poured and Reiki Blessed. In no way, shape, or form do we guarantee any particular outcome. You must add your own pure love and positive intention to the products in order to make them work for you!

CAUTION: Never leave a candle burning unattended. Certain candles contain crystals, herbs and pine cone that could potentially ‘spark’ or crack the glass. Always burn your candles and tea lights on a fireproof dish or holder away from other items. Please melt your wax tarts on a wax melt warmer specifically designed for this use.

Why choose us?

Woman Owned Business

* Made in the U.S.A.

* Family Business

* Ethically Sourced Materials

Supports Charitable Causes

30% donated from every retail candle sold! Always!

Human and Animal Causes!!

Custom Fundraisers!!!