Nutsack Nuts ~ Because life is too short to eat crappy snacks!
Don’t let the name fool you – we think these are the best nuts you’ll ever put in your mouth! Nutsack Nuts roasts their nuts in small batches using pure Coconut Oil (no vegetable or seed oil), Sea Salt, and plenty of love!
It’s guilt-free snacking for the entire family, and their perfect for gifts too!
Naked Mix: Nutty Nudists Unite! ~ Almonds, Cashews, Pecans, Pumpkin Seeds – they’re all in the buff! No fancy costumes, just pure, unadulterated flavor. It’s like a nutty beach party for your taste buds. 🏖️
Spicy Mix: Fire Up Your Snacking Game! ~ Almonds, Cashews, Pecans, Pumpkin Seeds, Cayenne, and Chipotle – this mix is hotter than a salsa dance-off! Roasted in 100% natural Coconut Oil, coated with their secret spice blend, and sprinkled with sea salt, it’s a flavor explosion that’ll make your mouth tango. 🔥
Premium Mix: Nuts on a Mission! ~ Antioxidants? Check. Fiber? Check. Healthy fats? Double-check! This Premium Mix is like a superhero team of nuts – Almonds, Brazil nuts, Cashews, Hazelnuts, and Pecans – all roasted in wholesome Coconut Oil and seasoned to perfection. It’s snacking with a purpose! 💪🌟
***Attention Nut Enthusiasts and Allergy Avengers!!!***
If you’re allergic to nuts, or if your neighbor’s pet squirrel gives you the stink eye, please steer clear of ordering. 🐿️
As we mentioned above, “Life’s too short for crappy snacks” – but not short enough to risk anaphylaxis! Please be thoughtful of those around you who may have a sensitivity!
Disclaimer: Mystic Pines Candle Co., and Nutsack Nuts are not responsible for sudden cravings, nut-related puns, or spontaneous dance moves.
