We absolutely love the holidays, and we mean no disrespect towards the true meaning of Christmas. We simply feel that a good chuckle can help carry us through the craziness that ensues this time of year.
Our ‘Snarky for the Holidays’ are available in the following scents:
Do Not Disturb, I’m Watching Hallmark! ~ Light this candle and we guarantee the next Hallmark move you watch is going to end completely differently than all the 136 movies that you’ve watched! Think warm hearth fires, fresh baked goodies...warm pajamas...your fav hot cocoa or tea...nothing but sweet, spicy, fruity, and deliciousness in this jar!
Your ReGifting Candle ~ We’ve all been on the receiving or giving end of ‘regifted’ item...so why not at least give something that at least smells good, lasts well over 60+ hours, burns clean...AND donates 30% to a charitable cause?! Kind of a no-brainer...don’t you think?! This little gem smells just like a freshly picked bright red juicy apple too...you can’t go wrong!
Christmas Wish ~ Are we on the naughty or nice or nice list this year? I suppose we’ll find out soon enough! This candle is a blend of warm amber, citrus, and a touch of jasmine.
We’re the Jolliest Bunch of Assholes this Side of Bah Humbug! ~ You know the movie, it’s a holiday classic...but this is OUR version in wax form...and it’s a blend of apples, tobacco and spice with warm tones of amber and vanilla.
Evergreen ~ This is a traditional holiday fragrance that captures the wonderful scent of pine and evergreen forest...just make sure its this candle that’s on fire this holiday season...and not your holiday tree.
Victorian Christmas ~ Sophisticated. Refined. Think fresh cut pine boughs mingled with rich spices. A nostalgic, sophisticated fragrance that adds a touch of class to any holiday gathering!
As always, 30% from every one of these candles will benefit a charitable cause!!!
**Please note that lids, ribbon and holiday ornaments may vary!**
All Mystic Pines candles are consciously handcrafted, 100% American-grown soy and beeswax, cotton-wicked (lead-free) and Reiki blessed. Please note it may take up 4 to 6 business days to complete and ship your order.
***OUR CUT-OFF TIME FOR HOLIDAY SHIPPING THIS YEAR IS DECEMBER 10TH!***
***PLEASE KNOW THAT WE WILL NOT BE REIMBURSING ANY SHIPPING COSTS IF YOUR PACKAGES DO NOT ARRIVE BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS DUE TO SHIPPING ERRORS BEYOND OUR CONTROL!***
All Mystic Pines candles are handcrafted, 100% American-grown soy and beeswax, cotton-wicked (lead-free) and Reiki blessed. Please note it may take up 4 to 6 business days to complete and ship your order.
HOUSEKEEPING: Candles burn best (and longest), when you allow a wax 'pool' to extend completely to the edge of the glass, otherwise your candle will tunnel straight down and the life of your candle will diminish greatly. Ceiling fans and floor fans (any type of moving air!) can also affect the way your candle burns.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All Mystic Pines Candle Co., candles are sold as curios only. Every soy wax item is lovingly hand-poured and Reiki Blessed. In no way, shape, or form do we guarantee any particular outcome. You must add your own pure love and positive intention to the products in order to make them work for you!
CAUTION: Never leave a candle burning unattended. Certain candles may contain crystals and herbs that could potentially 'spark' or crack the glass. Always burn your candles, votives and tea lights on a fireproof dish when possible.