Snarky for the Holidays Apothecary

Regular price $28.00

~ Snarky for the Holidays ~

Imagine that...even MORE ‘snarky’ candles from Mystic Pines?! We absolutely love this time of year, and we mean no disrespect towards the true meaning of the holidays of course, but after the year we’ve all had, we feel that we could all continue to use a good chuckle to carry us through the craziness that this time of the year brings!!!

** Please note that the lids and ribbon will differ than what you see here in these photos due to our manufacturers experiencing product shortage on their end! We thank you kindly in advance for your patience!!**

Our ‘Snarky for the Holidays’ are available in the following scents:

Do Not Disturb, I’m Watching Hallmark! ~ Light this candle and we guarantee the next Hallmark move you watch is going to end completely differently than all the 136 movies that you’ve watched! Think warm hearth fires, fresh baked goodies...warm pajamas...your fav hot cocoa or tea...nothing but sweet, spicy, fruity, and deliciousness in this jar!

Holiday by the Sea ~ For those of you who aren’t able to travel anywhere warm, this may be the closest you get to a blend of land and sea this holiday season! Here’ you’ll find Balsam fir surrounded by notes of orange, grapefruit, and crushed cranberries with a background of sandalwood, clove, and cinnamon!

Your ReGifting Candle ~ We’ve all been on the receiving or giving end of ‘regifted’ why not at least give something that at least smells good, lasts well over 60+ hours, burns clean...AND donates 30% to a charitable cause?! Kind of a no-brainer...don’t you think?! This little gem smells just like a freshly picked bright red juicy apple can’t go wrong!

Apples, Spice & Everything Nice ~ This candle needs no smells exactly like it sounds!

Christmas Wish ~ Are we on the naughty or nice or nice list this year? I suppose we’ll find out soon enough! This candle is a blend of warm amber, citrus, and a touch of jasmine.

Jolliest Bunch of Assholes this Side of Bah Humbug! ~ You know the movie, it’s a holiday classic...but this is OUR version in wax form...and it’s a blend of apples, tobacco and spice with warm tones of amber and vanilla!

Evergreen ~ This is a traditional holiday fragrance that captures the wonderful scent of pine and evergreen forest...just make sure its this candle that’s on fire this holiday season...and not your holiday tree!

Victorian Christmas ~ Sophisticated. Refined. Think fresh cut pine boughs mingled with rich spices. A nostalgic, sophisticated fragrance that adds a touch of class to any holiday gathering! 

Mistletoe ~ (COMING SOON!) 

Mystic Pine ~ (COMING SOON!) 

As always, 30% from every one of these candles will benefit a charitable cause!!!

 **All candles are hand-poured in small batches and can take up 3 to 5 days to ship**

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All candles, wax melt/tarts and tea lights are sold as curios only. Every soy wax item is lovingly hand-poured and Reiki Blessed. In no way, shape, or form do we guarantee any particular outcome. You must add your own pure love and positive intention to the products in order to make them work for you!

CAUTION: Never leave a candle burning unattended. Certain candles contain crystals, herbs and pine cone that could potentially 'spark' or crack the glass. Always burn your candles and tea lights on a fireproof dish or holder away from other items. Please use your wax melts/tarts on a wax warmer specifically designed for this use.

Why choose us?

Woman Owned Business

* Made in the U.S.A.

* Family Business

* Ethically Sourced Materials

Supports Charitable Causes

30% donated from every retail candle sold! Always!

Human and Animal Causes!!

Custom Fundraisers!!!