My Last Fuck Candle - Mystic Pines Candle Co.
My Last Fuck Candle - Mystic Pines Candle Co.

My Last Fuck Candle

Regular price $25.00
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Yep!

You're there..you're done...you've given your last "you know what" and now it's time for the world to know...

Express just exactly how you feel with our 100% American grown soy wax, cotton-wicked, Reiki Blessed potty-mouthed prayer candle that's available in the following scents:

Apples, Maple & Bourbon (As an alternative to what you've probably been having for breakfast these past few months...SURPRISE! It's also available in candle form!)

Cinnamon & Vanilla (Mother Earth's preference to the funk you’ve been splashing all over your sacred space)

Citrus & Basil (Smells like a little bit of citrusy-fruit...and a little bit of salad greens...a fruity-salad, perhaps...if you're in to that sort of thing?)

Fleur de Soleil (Smells like a fancy French word for 'Sunflower')

Salt Cave (Smells like a place you'll need to frequent after you finally crawl out from under this friggin' quarantine!)

As always, 30% from the sale of this candle will benefit a charitable cause! Upon checkout please choose from either MasksForDocs, Mask-Match or WNYFeedsTheFrontline.

***Candles burn best (and longest), when you allow a wax ‘pool’ to extend completely to the glass, otherwise your candle will tunnel straight down and the life of your candle will diminish greatly. Ceiling fans and floor fans can also affect the way your candle burns.***

**All Mystic Pines Candle Co., candles are 100% soy wax, Reiki blessed and handcrafted in Buffalo, NY. Please note it may take up 4 to 6 business days to complete and ship your order.**

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All Mystic Pines Candle Co., candles are sold as curios only. Every soy wax item is lovingly hand-poured and Reiki Blessed. In no way, shape, or form do we guarantee any particular outcome. You must add your own pure love and positive intention to the products in order to make them work for you!

CAUTION: Never leave a candle burning unattended. Certain candles contain crystals, herbs and pine cone that could potentially ‘spark’ or crack the glass. Always burn your candles and tea lights on a fireproof dish or holder away from other items. Please melt your wax tarts on a wax melt warmer specifically designed for this use.

Why choose us?

Woman Owned Business

* Made in the U.S.A.

* Family Business

* Ethically Sourced Materials

Supports Charitable Causes

30% donated from every retail candle sold! Always!

Human and Animal Causes!!

Custom Fundraisers!!!