Muzzle This Mutha! - Mystic Pines Candle Co.
Muzzle This Mutha! - Mystic Pines Candle Co.
Muzzle This Mutha! - Mystic Pines Candle Co.
Muzzle This Mutha! - Mystic Pines Candle Co.

Muzzle This Mutha!

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Muzzle This Mutha!

These days feeling moisturized seems like a thing of the past...

Too much sanitizer on my body is starting to make me feel gassed.

To antibody...or not to antibody...all this testing seems a little crass...

And if I consume any more Vitamin C I’ll have lightning shooting out of my ass...

The thought of a spike-y, spongy swab twirling inside my nose,

Makes me want to snot and sneeze, dry-heave and curl my toes!

Alas...our temperatures we shall keep while sanitizing our paws...

So all of this effort to stay safe and healthy won’t become a lost cause.

To all of the healthcare providers and frontline heroes...

We thank you for your courage, care, compassion and selfless dedication...

This candle is in honor of your unwavering service...and for genuinely saving our nation!

If you haven't learned by now, our beloved Clementine Pine possessed a lot o'sass in a 'tiny-but-mighty' furry little package. Once again, she's blessing us (yes, from heaven!) with yet another PSA (Pug Service Announcement) to remind us all to keep checking those temps, washing those paws and continue social distancing as best we can so we can ‘Muzzle This Mutha!’ called COVID-19!!!!

Illuminate this candle to honor of every hard working and dedicated front line worker(s) who are sacrificing their lives every single day to keep us all safe during this extremely challenging time.

Pug artwork provided by Kim S. from the Spotted Little Dog Art studio! 🐾❤️

This 16 oz Apothecary candle is available in the following scents: Honeysuckle & Thyme (Light Yellow), Magnolia (Light Pink), Lemongrass & Ginger (Light Green) and Unscented (White) and intuitively crowned per each order with stones and crystals to bring peace and balance to your sacred space. Ribbon colors will vary!

Thank you so much for helping us to spread light and kindness one candle at a time!

As always, 30% from the purchase of this candle will be donated to a charitable cause!

All Mystic Pines candles are handcrafted, 100% American-grown soy and beeswax, cotton-wicked (lead-free) and Reiki blessed. Please note it may take up 4 to 6 business days to complete and ship your order.

HOUSEKEEPING: Candles burn best (and longest), when you allow a wax 'pool' to extend completely to the edge of the glass, otherwise your candle will tunnel straight down and the life of your candle will diminish greatly. Ceiling fans and floor fans (any type of moving air!) can also affect the way your candle burns.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All Mystic Pines Candle Co., candles are sold as curios only. Every soy wax item is lovingly hand-poured and Reiki Blessed. In no way, shape, or form do we guarantee any particular outcome. You must add your own pure love and positive intention to the products in order to make them work for you!

CAUTION: Never leave a candle burning unattended. Certain candles may contain crystals and herbs that could potentially 'spark' or crack the glass. Always burn your candles, votives and tea lights on a fireproof dish when possible.

**All artwork and photographs appearing on this site are the property of Mystic Pines Candle Co. They are protected by U.S. Copyright Laws, and are not to be downloaded or reproduced in any way without the written permission of Mystic Pines Candle Co. Copyright 2020. Mystic Pines Candle Co. All Rights Reserved.**

Why choose us?

Woman Owned Business

* Made in the U.S.A.

* Family Business

* Ethically Sourced Materials

Supports Charitable Causes

30% donated from every retail candle sold! Always!

Human and Animal Causes!!

Custom Fundraisers!!!