Muzzle This Mutha! - Mystic Pines Candle Co.
Muzzle This Mutha! - Mystic Pines Candle Co.
Muzzle This Mutha! - Mystic Pines Candle Co.
Muzzle This Mutha! - Mystic Pines Candle Co.

Muzzle This Mutha!

Regular price $25.00

Muzzle This Mutha!

These days feeling moisturized seems like a thing of the past...

Too much sanitizer on my body is starting to make me feel gassed.

To antibody...or not to antibody...all this testing seems a little crass...

And if I consume any more Vitamin C I’ll have lightning shooting out of my ass...

The thought of a spike-y, spongy swab twirling inside my nose,

Makes me want to snot and sneeze, dry-heave and curl my toes!

Alas...our temperatures we shall keep while sanitizing our paws...

So all of this effort to stay safe and healthy won’t become a lost cause.

To all of the healthcare providers and frontline heroes...

We thank you for your courage, care, compassion and selfless dedication...

This candle is in honor of your unwavering service...and for genuinely saving our nation!

If you haven't learned by now, our beloved Clementine Pine possesses a lot o'sass in a 'tiny-but-mighty' furry little package. Once again, she's blessing us with yet another PSA (Pug Service Announcement) to remind us all to keep checking those temps, washing those paws and continue social distancing as best we can so we can ‘Muzzle This Mutha!’ called COVID-19!!!!

Illuminate this candle to honor of every hard working and dedicated front line worker(s) who are sacrificing their lives every single day to keep us all safe during this extremely challenging time.

As always, 30% from the sale of every 100% American grown soy wax, lead-free, Reiki Blessed candle we handcraft and sell (retail) benefits a charitable cause. Please choose from @maskmatch @americanredcross @wnyfeedsthefrontline and @masksfordocs upon checkout!  😷 ❤️

This 16 oz Apothecary candle is available in the following scents: Honeysuckle & Thyme (Light Yellow), Magnolia (Light Pink), Lilac (Light Purple), Sunflower (Vibrant Yellow) and Unscented (White) and intuitively crowned per each order with stones and crystals to bring peace and balance to your sacred space. Ribbon colors will vary!

Thank you so much for helping us to spread light and kindness one candle at a time!

Many, many blessings from our hands, hearts and yours!

Christina, Christopher, Clementine Pine, Ursula Rose & Chester Copperpot


**All candles are hand-poured per order and can take up 3 to 5 days to ship or pick up for curbside service** 

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All candles, wax melt/tarts and tea lights are sold as curios only. Every soy wax item is lovingly hand-poured and Reiki Blessed. In no way, shape, or form do we guarantee any particular outcome. You must add your own pure love and positive intention to the products in order to make them work for you!

CAUTION: Never leave a candle burning unattended. Certain candles contain crystals, herbs and pine cone that could potentially 'spark' or crack the glass. Always burn your candles and tea lights on a fireproof dish or holder away from other items. Please use your wax melts/tarts on a wax warmer specifically designed for this use.

Why choose us?

Woman Owned Business

* Made in the U.S.A.

* Family Business

* Ethically Sourced Materials

Supports Charitable Causes

30% donated from every retail candle sold! Always!

Human and Animal Causes!!

Custom Fundraisers!!!