Fuck Off Covid Candle - Mystic Pines Candle Co.
Fuck Off Covid Candle - Mystic Pines Candle Co.

Fuck Off Covid Candle

Regular price $25.00

Unusual times most certainly call for unusual candles...and there’s definitely no shortage of this sort of thing here at Mystic Pines Candle Co

This 100% American grown soy wax, cotton-wicked, Reiki Blessed potty-mouthed prayer candle is pretty self-explanatory and is available in the following scents:

Clean Cotton (Smells much like that face mask that is strapped to your face 24/7...but a helluva lot cleaner!)

Lemon Verbena (Smells like Mother Nature’s answer to the crap you’ve been spraying all over your house)

Ocean Mist (Smells like a nice walk on the beach...however, if you actually did that right now there's a good chance you'd get arrested)

Olive Branch (Smells like you still need to keep a 6 ft space between you and anything with a pulse)

Macintosh (If an apple a day really did keep the doctor away...would you be buying this candle right now?!)

As always, 30% from the sale of this candle will benefit a charitable cause! Upon checkout please choose from either MasksForDocs, Mask-Match or WNYFeedsTheFrontline.

***Candles burn best (and longest), when you allow a wax ‘pool’ to extend completely to the glass, otherwise your candle will tunnel straight down and the life of your candle will diminish greatly. Ceiling fans and floor fans can also affect the way your candle burns.***

**All Mystic Pines Candle Co., candles are 100% soy wax, Reiki blessed and handcrafted in Buffalo, NY. Please note it may take up 4 to 6 business days to complete and ship your order.**

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All Mystic Pines Candle Co., candles are sold as curios only. Every soy wax item is lovingly hand-poured and Reiki Blessed. In no way, shape, or form do we guarantee any particular outcome. You must add your own pure love and positive intention to the products in order to make them work for you!

CAUTION: Never leave a candle burning unattended. Certain candles contain crystals, herbs and pine cone that could potentially ‘spark’ or crack the glass. Always burn your candles and tea lights on a fireproof dish or holder away from other items. Please melt your wax tarts on a wax melt warmer specifically designed for this use.

Why choose us?

Woman Owned Business

* Made in the U.S.A.

* Family Business

* Ethically Sourced Materials

Supports Charitable Causes

30% donated from every retail candle sold! Always!

Human and Animal Causes!!

Custom Fundraisers!!!