Calm the F*ck Down!
Clementine Pine 1-1 ~ Calm the F*ck Down! 16 oz Apothecary
In wild times such as this,
Dig deep and find your bliss!
Don’t be frightened...
Illumininate and enlighten.
We highly advise,
That everyone sanitize!
Perhaps a little self-control,
On crazed pursuit of the paper roll?!
We’re doing our part to keep our paws clean
And pay it forward to every hero fighting COVID-19
Be pauseful and peaceful, like the Pug...
Be kind! Your Mama didn’t raise you to be a furry thug!
Stop acting like a clown...
Light this up...and calm the f*ck down!
A simple candle to remind us all to breathe, find our center, stay grounded...and 'Calm the F*ck' down!
There’s no fear involved here...only alarming amounts of fur (not in your candle of course!) and a whole lot o'sass! This candle has been handcrafted and Reiki Blessed with the intention to illuminate and usher in peace, balance...and the strength (if needed!) to raise a middle digit (or finger, if you're a human!)...to anything or anyone creating havoc your sacred space!
Illuminate this candle to honor of every hard working and dedicated front line worker(s) who are literally sacrificing their lives every single day to keep us all safe during this extremely challenging time.
As always, 30% from the sale of every 100% American grown soy wax, lead-free, Reiki Blessed candle we handcraft and sell (retail) benefits a charitable cause.
This 16 oz Apothecary candle is available in the following scents: Lavender (Purple), Lilac (Light Purple), Milk & Honey (Light Pink), Pug Champa (Light Green) and Unscented (White) and intuitively crowned per each order with stones and crystals to bring peace and balance to your sacred space. Ribbon colors will vary!
Artwork by Kim at Spotted Little Dog Art studio! 🐾❤️
Thank you so much for helping us to spread light and kindness one candle at a time!
All Mystic Pines candles are handcrafted, 100% American-grown soy wax (or a blend of both soy and beeswax), cotton-wicked (lead-free) and Reiki blessed. Please note it may take up 4 to 6 business days to complete and ship your order.
HOUSEKEEPING: Candles burn best (and longest), when you allow a wax 'pool' to extend completely to the glass, otherwise your candle will tunnel straight down and the life of your candle will diminish greatly. Ceiling fans and floor fans (any type of moving air!) can also affect the way your candle burns.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All Mystic Pines Candle Co., candles are sold as curios only. Every soy wax item is lovingly hand-poured and Reiki Blessed. In no way, shape, or form do we guarantee any particular outcome. You must add your own pure love and positive intention to the products in order to make them work for you!
CAUTION: Never leave a candle burning unattended. Certain candles may contain crystals and herbs that could potentially 'spark' or crack the glass. Always burn your candles, votives and tea lights on a fireproof dish when possible.
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