Calm the F*ck Down!
Calm the F*ck Down!

Calm the F*ck Down!

Regular price $25.00
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Clementine Pine 1-1  ~ Calm the F*ck Down! 16 oz Apothecary

In wild times such as this, 

Dig deep and find your bliss!

Don’t be frightened...

Illumininate and enlighten.

We highly advise,

That everyone sanitize!

Perhaps a little self-control,

On crazed pursuit of the paper roll?!

We’re doing our part to keep our paws clean

And pay it forward to every hero fighting COVID-19

Be pauseful and peaceful, like the Pug...

Be kind! Your Mama didn’t raise you to be a furry thug!

Stop acting like a clown...

Light this up...and calm the f*ck down!

 

A simple candle to remind us all to breathe, find our center, stay grounded...and 'Calm the F*ck' down! 

There’s no fear involved here...only alarming amounts of fur (not in your candle of course!) and a whole lot o'sass! This candle has been handcrafted and Reiki Blessed with the intention to illuminate and usher in peace, balance...and the strength (if needed!) to raise a middle digit (or finger, if you're a human!)...to anything or anyone creating havoc your sacred space!

Illuminate this candle to honor of every hard working and dedicated front line worker(s) who are literally sacrificing their lives every single day to keep us all safe during this extremely challenging time.

As always, 30% from the sale of every 100% American grown soy wax, lead-free, Reiki Blessed candle we handcraft and sell (retail) benefits a charitable cause. Please choose from @maskmatch @americanredcross @wnyfeedsthefrontline and @masksfordocs upon checkout!  😷 ❤️

This 16 oz Apothecary candle is available in the following scents: Lavender (Purple), Lilac (Light Purple), Milk & Honey (Light Pink), Pug Champa (Light Green)and Unscented (White) and intuitively crowned per each order with stones and crystals to bring peace and balance to your sacred space. Ribbon colors will vary!

Artwork by Kim at Spotted Little Dog Art studio! 🐾❤️

Thank you so much for helping us to spread light and kindness one candle at a time!

Many, many blessings from our hands, hearts and home...to yours!

Christina, Christopher, Clementine Pine, Ursula Rose & Chester Copperpot

 

**All candles are hand-poured per order and can take up 3 to 5 days to ship** 

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All candles, wax melt/tarts and tea lights are sold as curios only. Every soy wax item is lovingly hand-poured and Reiki Blessed. In no way, shape, or form do we guarantee any particular outcome. You must add your own pure love and positive intention to the products in order to make them work for you!

CAUTION: Never leave a candle burning unattended. Certain candles contain crystals, herbs and pine cone that could potentially 'spark' or crack the glass. Always burn your candles and tea lights on a fireproof dish or holder away from other items. Please use your wax melts/tarts on a wax warmer specifically designed for this use.

Why choose us?

Woman Owned Business

* Made in the U.S.A.

* Family Business

* Ethically Sourced Materials

Supports Charitable Causes

30% donated from every retail candle sold! Always!

Human and Animal Causes!!

Custom Fundraisers!!!

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